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September 6, 2011 Looks like trouble just pulled up, covered in dust, wearing tights and little soft slippers.

September 1, 2011 SF Pride would kick your ass if it didn’t think you were so damn hot.

August 30, 2011 A late summer evening, Union Square, NYC: blue collar chess wizards kicking the asses of everyone who sits down to play; kids on trick bikes, kids on skateboards, kids with soccer balls. School’s starting up and nobody wants to go indoors tonight.

August 29, 2011 Probably the loneliest photo I’ve seen on the Craigslist for-sale listings: Dining table with one chair I think that’s a bottle of Barefoot wine on top. Some nights he looks at it, thinking it “might go pretty good” with a Morton salisbury…

August 28, 2011 The majestic island of Manhattan, no longer visible in the storm, is consumed, say the Brooklyn hipster meteorologists, by wind and rain and the wraith of non-denominational gods drunk on cheap PBR and expensive whiskey. We pray the neighbors’ swimming pool will…

Late October, 2009 I was chatting with this giant pincushion - and he was pissed. I’ve never met a pincushion that pissed off before… and I feel his pain. Quotes from memory: “I gotta take a leak … but I gotta find a god damned…